Have you seen this man?

WANTED

Reward for information and return in good condition

Name: Doug Ash

Date of birth: I dunno, sometime way, way back.

Last known address: UniDevCo office (but We won't admit it - ever). Also known to hang out on the inhospitable slopes of snow covered mountains.

Personality: Seems friendly and co-operative but don't be fooled. Behind the innocent posture lurks a developer. Known to cleverly conceal himself behind a red wine glass. Warning - do not go near a pool with this man.

Last seen: Heading off in the direction of San Francisco (how can US Customs let him through - have they no sense of responsibility?) with the unbelievable alibi of attending some get together of propeller-heads, software geeks and accountants! This group of ruthless people have code-named the operation "ASPECT". The company he keeps just shows how pitiless this man is. He will stop at nothing to achieve his goal of delivering good software to the unsuspecting accountant and operator.  This compulsive behaviour was apparently inspired by a TV program called "Pinky and the Brain".

Wanted for: Oh, just a whole bunch of stuff but most importantly to get him back in the office to deliver UniSalesAnalysis 4.2 and some MS Sequel products.

Reward: A $50 reward is offered for pictures taken when this man addresses his co-conspirators at a secret meeting (also called a session in those circles). Our latest intelligence reports indicate that this will happen Saturday, April 28, 2001 at 10:30 at some place called the "The continental 2" in the Hilton San Francisco. Contact the advertiser for details on how to collect at info@unidevco.com.

By order: Pinky